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The Money-Grab “Birthday” Skate

Birthday Skate Tryout

How the Con Works (and Why Parents Keep going) A real tryout evaluates players. A money-grab evaluates parents wiliness to pay. A good coach will help you find the best place for development and growth. A bad one will take…

The Hockey Tournament Hotel

Hockey players and families at a hotel lobby reception area.

A hockey tournament hotel is a sacred, chaotic ecosystem. It is the only place on earth where a boring Marriott hallway transforms into a legendary stadium, and where “civilized parenting” goes to die a quick, happy death. To understand the…

The Instagram Kid

The Instagram Kid

It’s happening in rinks everywhere. A dad hunched over his phone checking to see if he got the clip.A mom setting up a tripod in the corner of the stands.Pump-up music queued. Slow motion ready. All to make their 7-year-old…

Cheers to the Dads Who Build Hockey Players

The Glue Dad

Those dads (and MOMS just the same) who are quietly running the hockey universe from their phones at 11:47 p.m. on a Tuesday juggling ice times, coaches, group texts, WhatsApp messages, and 14 different versions of “yeah maybe.” They’re not…

The Zamboni Driver

The Zamboni Driver

You know who runs your rink. Not the manager in the office. Not the guy with the clipboard. Not even the coach who thinks yelling is a teaching style. It’s the Zamboni driver. The good ones, anyway. The friendly beauty…

Why Everyone Else Is the Problem

Everyone else is the problem parent

My Kid Would Be Better If Reality Would Just Get Out of the Way Some parents don’t watch hockey, they watch a personal documentary where their kid is always the victim. While the kids are just playing hockey… trying, learning,…